DRUNK TWO - Drunken Tales of the Drunk a short story is free

Drunk Two has just been released. Drunk Two is a short story of a woman who thinks she just had sex with an elf.

Now available at Smashwords

Soon at many other of your favorite ebook retailers.

Drunken Tales of the Drunk

A new short story for those who want to hear the tales that didn't turn out to be quite as paranormal as they first appeared.

Now at Smashwords

The Sasquatch in My Tent in Espanol now Available!

Today The Sasquatch in My Tent in espanol became available.

iTunes  

 Barnes & Noble 

kobo

I will update the list of retailers as they become available. You can find Martian L. Beast books at all major retailers.

TITAN - A Campfire Tale Released Today

Today the second installment to the Campfire Tales makes its way out into the world in a giant way. This tale takes a slightly different turn that the other stories I've written about so far. It is humorous bordering on absurd, yet most assuredly just as true as every other story I've shared.

In what is likely to be the only time I ever speak of him, this tale comes from a buddy of mine named Steven and tells how he learned the importance of not walking blindly through portals to other dimensions. It is a wet and slippery tale of two unlikely lovers that, to this day, still leaves me scratching my head and wanting to get Steven a wetsuit for his next birthday.

It's a larger than life tale sure to make a big impact, filled with gripping, body tingling action that's sure to suck you in (because it sure did for Steven.)

Available Now

Pre-order A Flat and the Werewolf - A Monster Erotica a New Cover!

Time to show off the new cover for my upcoming release A Flat and the Werewolf - A Monster Erotica. I am personally really happy with how the cover came out. 

It's available for pre-order now at  barnesandnoble.com.

A Flat and the Werewolf - A Monster Erotica

Fed up with her cheating boyfriend, Trisha heads to LA to pursue the one dream left to her. But a flat tire on a back road leads to a sensual encounter with a green-eyed stranger who insists these woods are filled with danger. Ignoring his warning, Trisha finds her life forever changed, forcing her into hiding. A surprise encounter with a monster hunter finally brings some normalcy to her life. 

Titan - A Campfire Tale

I'm working on the second installment of my Campfire Tales series. Making every effort to get it completed by Halloween. I don't know if I will have it done by then since I won't race it if it is being difficult.

I have always found it strange that even though I'm writing the character's story based on journal entries, they often want their own life, separate from me. Too often they seem to become filled with an effort to lead their own lives through me.

This wouldn't be so annoying if they didn't just want to sit around drinking beer and watching the world pass by. Now, I admit, that's not the worse thing but... always? That's not really me.

Either way, I have come up with a couple of cover ideas for this one. Curious what anyone thinks of them.

Update the cover chosen:

Stop by Smashwords and get your copy of the first -A Campfire Tale- Muff Diving for Monsters. Just follow the link.

Muff Diving for Monsters

A group of monster hunter buddies unwinding around a campfire after not seeing one another for a year or more is a guarantee that a lot of stories will get whipped around. Some of them true, some not so much, but most stories will be a cross between the two. Either way, here we go with the first installment of the series. On sale at Smashwords!

Get your copy now and find out what happens when two former college roommates join forces in an effort to find out what is causing trouble in town. They may not find much but they definitely find each other.